Friday, June 14, 2013
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me? Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs. I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out ofmy way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int’l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning? Were you trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were you waiting for? What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!! #Man fainted.. Please, Describe the lady
Since Nollywood actress Mercy Johnson became a mum, she’s been on hiatus focusing on motherhood. But, it seems she won’t be away too long.
While we faithfully await her re-emergence, Africa Magic crew get an interview with her where she dished a little bit about motherhood, family life and her decision to ensure she return to the labour room in the next 12 months. She has started preparing herself already…
This is chilling..I can only imagine what it feels like to be tortured by your own people for days and eventually beheaded with no one to come to your rescue..Just has similar traits with the unfortunate Uniport4 Killings..